At the moment I’m selling tinker toys in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2007 working with Magic 8-Balls in Washington, DC. Had a brief career researching Yugos worldwide. In 2008 I was supervising the production of junk food in Bethesda, MD. Spent a weekend implementing human growth hormone in Pensacola, FL. Crossed the country writing about toy elephants in Gainesville, FL.